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SCENE ONE — Television production company Tsuburaya Productions' "Monster Archive," a two-story wooden shed used for storing "monsters" from long-running TV and film franchises such as "Ultraman." The location is Kinuta, Setagaya Ward, Tokyo; the date is mid-February 2008.
A cleaner emerges from the second floor of the storeroom and walks down an external staircase, where another cleaner is waiting.
Cleaner 1: Did you hear they're planning to tear this place down, sell the land and move all the monsters to some spiffy new storeroom?
Cleaner 2: Really? They're going to move the Monster Archive . . . ? But this place is known as a "sacred site" in the history of live-action science-fiction TV production! That's big news!